Goofy looking children

Goofy-looking children can only help your cause.

So, as a politician, you have to get away from the High School popularity game and really start caring for people. Certainly, we have more than a few historical examples of people that were unusually cruel and dictatorial, but that doesn't really fly anymore. You have to be Barney the purple dinosaur on the side of the majority.

You think I might know something about that? No way, man. People like me, but it's more you're-that-funny-but-annoying-and-incessant-comedian kind of way. I'm sorry, but you're on your own with this.

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